Nordic Five - Amnesia

Summary: What would happen if Denmark one day stumbled across a small female, passed out in the snow in the front yard of his home. How will the other four Nordics react when he decides to keep her, how will life in the house change when she eventually wakes up? (Pure crack-fic)

O/C: Helena, suffers with amnesia, is a major pervert, quite shy and quiet.

Inspiration: some Falling in Reverse, lingerie and the idea of been surrounded by five dudes.

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It was a winter day, just like any other. The breeze cut through anything it could, the snow made everything horribly damp, yet the weather didn't deter the Nordic five as they continued their everyday activities.

Mathias stood in the front yard with Lukas, cursing as they shovelled away heaps of snow to try and clear the drive way. Tino stood in the kitchen preparing some of his famous hot chocolate. Emil had been sent to get some groceries and Berwald was out stacking wood neatly in the back yard.

Tino smiled as he finished placing marshmallows in the hot chocolate before he placed all the mugs on a tray and moved to take them out. Berwald was the first to receive his. "Enjoy it." Tino smiled as he walked back through the kitchen door towards the front porch.

Mathias continued to shovel out the snow when Tino walked out onto the porch which hot chocolate. Grinning the Dane threw his shovel down, only to halt when it made a dull thunk. Eyes wide he turned to where his shovel was to see a white glove.

"Eh?..." He looked to Tino and Lukas, confused. "Did any of you lose a white glove?" He questioned when both males looked at him equally as confused.

Tino was the first to answer. "Nope, I don't own white gloves why?"

Mathias moved over and tried to pick the glove up only to have and arm follow. Glancing at Tino and Lukas, he looked back at the arm and continued pulling until a light body followed. Tino was the first one to reach him when he saw what Mathias had found.

"What is a girl doing in our front yard?" His eyes where shining bright with curiosity as he glanced from the girl to Mathias.

Lukas walked over sipping on his hot chocolate as he looked her over. "Are you sure she's not dead?"

At this Tino jumped, instantly checking the girl for a pulse. Sighing in relief he nodded. "Well she's alive but we have to get her warm before she gets sick." He spoke as he rushed into the house.

Mathias looked at the girl who he held like a rag doll and smirked, lifting her up and carrying her inside bridal style. "Yo, Tino where must I take her?" He asked out loud waiting for a reply.

"Bring her to the spare room upstairs, you can put her on the bed so long but she has to be warmed so since you found her.... maybe that's not a good idea,  bring her up here and go call Berwald." Tino answered.

Mathias looked confused but complied taking the small girl to the room and placing her on the bed then walked down to the back door. "Berwald, Tino is calling you his in the spare room upstairs." He walked back in and sat down at the kitchen table watching as the silent Swedish man walked past him.

A few hours had passed and the Dane grew curious as to what was going on with his girl he had found so he walked up the stairs and to the room when his mouth gaped open. "Oi! This is not fair!" The man whined when he saw Berwald holding the girl on his lap to try warm her, a blanket draped over her, with a fire going to warm the room.

Tino turned to look at Mathias and shook his head. "Now, now I know you found her, but you'd be groping her and we had to bath her, we need you to get her some clothing, take Lukas with you and buy her some things, it would seem she had nothing but the wet clothing we found her in." He glanced over at her before rushing out with Mathias.

Berwald sat dead still as he watched the small female sleeping against him. Her breath had finally evened out and her skin slowly returned to a more natural colour, her skin finally warm to the touch as it should be.

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A week had passed since Mathias had uncovered the small female and she still remained in a deep sleep. Mathias had suggested he try kiss her to wake her up since he found her, which had resulted in him been strangled by Lukas with his own tie.

It was a friday night and the five men had gone to a world meeting leaving Mr Puffin in charge of watching over the sleeping girl.  The said bird had perched himself on the head rest of the bed while watching the female until she started to stir.

Grumbling slightly she rolled onto her side, then again onto her stomach until she rolled clean off the bed. Jumping up she fell over instantly before taking a look around her. The puffin watched as she frowned and glanced down at her clothing.

"Where the heck am I? " She mumbled quietly.

"In the Nordics household,  you where found buried under snow in the front yard human female." The bird answered.

She froze, staring up at the bird before fainting from shock. And that was how the five men found her, sprawled on the floor when they arrived home.  They had looked to the bird for answers but all he had told them was she had awoken, freaked out when he tried to speak to her and fainted.

Tino sighed, followed by Mathias who lifted her up and put her back on the bed. "Come on... man the one night we leave her she wakes up and faints." Mathias pouted.

Tino gave a small smile." Well it's a good sign, we will just let her sleep it off, maybe in the morning she will be wide awake, maybe it will be better though if we let Berwald watch her tonight?"

Mathias nodded in defeat and left the room, heading to his own where he fell down on the bed staring at the flag on his ceiling. " I find her, she wakes up and I'm not here."

All five men however had to admit that she was rather easy on the eye once Tino had cleaned her up and brushed out her hair.  The only remaining surprise was the girls eye colour.  Her hair once clean was a light lavender silver colour and was quite long, her skin was porcelain, her eyelashes long and black. She lay tucked in while Berwald sat on a couch near her bed watching her.

It was early into the morning when she woke up, her stomach giving a raucous growl as she once again glanced around her. That was when she made eye contact with a pair of icy blue eyes.

"Your awake?" A deep voice with a strange accent she wasn't familiar with asked her.

Dumb founded she simply nodded, glancing around for the talking bird.

"Are you hungry?" He asked again to which the girl nodded, a light blush on her cheeks as she looked down at the night dress she wore.

"Uh... w-where am I? " a soft voice reached the Swedish man as he moved to go fetch and warm some food for her.

"The Nordics household, I am Berwald." He spoke as she watched him carefully through bright silver blue eyes.

"Oh... nice to meet you, I would tell you my name but... I can't seem to remember it." She sighed as she fidgeted with the blanket.

"S' okay. Stay here, I'm going to bring you food." The man replied to her leaving her in the room.

She pouted as she glanced around. These strangers had really made the room comfortable for her. The colours they had used matched her hair. The bed she was in had light purple, deeper purples and white bedding with a thick white faux fur blanket and other purple shaded blankets made of coral fleece and strange soft fabrics to keep her warm. The curtains where also a variety of purples and bluish hues blended into each other. There was a couch in the corner with cushions scattered on it and a small desk and chair as well as a open planned cupboard along one wall.

She blushed as her stomach gave another loud growl and sighed as the smell of warm food hit her. She found herself eagerly awaiting her meal as she watched her door open and in walk Berwald  with a tray.

She had thanked him before tucking into the warm stew he had brought for her, once done she looked at him and gave a small, unsure smile.

"If I may ask, how did I get here?" She spoke keeping her voice low.

"Mathias found you buried under the snow in our yard." He replied.

"Oh... I don't know how I got here, is my bag here?" She glanced around hopefully when the man shook his head.

"He didn't find anything else, only you, you should rest though, in a few hours everyone including Mathias is going to want to meet you."

She nodded and lay back down after her tray was taken slowly drifting back to sleep.